If you don't like Vin Diesel, then replace the previous analogy with this one: ...like the Chinese play ping-pong.
If you don't like ping-pong or the Chinese, tough luck sister...I'm all outta analogies.
Anyway, I'm here today to not only introduce myself, but to also introduce Cracker Ace, a little dude I created and will be bringing to you via some webcomicry as both artist and co-writer with my main man Jeff very soon.
As you can see, he's very sexy with his big mullet, sideburns, wifebeater and cutoff jean shorts I lovingly refer to as "Jethros." Just incase you don't see the sexiness from that pose here's another that's sure to blow yer mind...
Oh yeah...like a ton of bricks to the chin, right? I knew it. You can't control yourself. Better get a bib, or yer gonna drool all over your keyboard.
So yeah, that's Cracker Ace, the star of some serious tomfoolery to be hittin' this very blog in the near future.
That's all for now. Keep checking back as I'll be introducing you to other important characters in the Cracker Ace story over the next week or so. And don't forget to read the post below this one detailing the Twist in the Night signing my fellow Tornians will be doing tomorrow! I'll be there in spirit as a renegade panty raider...so tighten those belts and sinch up those britches or you'll be sorry.
Seacrest...OUT!
Junior Bruce
Resident Stooge, Torn Comics
Don't hate on a man that can sport a mullet with style.
ReplyDeleteWay to go JB!